Monday, May 4, 2009

Life is Funny....How to Fix Your Marriage...

After Friday night's post, I feel like I need to post a "funny". Just for the record, I actually love my husband very very much and he's a good dear man. I just like to complain about his taste in interior design :).

I get a joke email delivered to my email inbox every morning. This morning, I nearly spit my fresh brewed extra caffeine 2 splenda iced tea at my computer screen. This is not mine, it's courtesy of joke-of-the-day.com (you should seriously sign up). I also thought I would share in Wendy's carnival, cuz it's funny! You can find the carnival "rules" on her blog weightwhat.blogspot.com.

How To Fix Your Marriage...
After just a few years of marriage filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling. They had been at each other's throats for some time and felt that this was their last straw.

When they arrived at the counselor's office, the counselor jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion. "What seems to be the problem?" Immediately, the husband held his long face down without anything to say.

In contrast, the wife began talking 90 miles an hour, describing all the wrongs within their marriage.After 15 minutes of listening to the wife, the counselor went over to her, picked her up by her shoulders, kissed her passionately and sat her back down.

Afterwards, the wife sat speechless.The marriage counselor looked over at the husband, who stared in disbelief. The counselor said to the husband, "Your wife NEEDS that at least twice a week!"The husband scratched his head and replied, "I can have her here on Tuesdays and Thursdays."


That's all for now!
Love, Kelli

5 comments:

  1. Hmmm...Maybe I need to go in for some counseling...

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  2. I like it too. I like this clean version much better than the one I heard...

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  3. Oh Helen!! HAha, I try to keep things clean :)

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  4. Why do you think that Uncle Bill and I have been married almost 43 years? Would you like the name of our Marriage counselor? (Just kidding, of course ;))
    "A merry heart doeth good like a medicine." Your joke "doeth" me good today!

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